John Doe
John Doe lives in Seattle and has written for McSweeney's Internet Tendency, Vice, Hardwood Paroxysm, and elsewhere.
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Utah JazzJeff Withey, Quin Snyder Show Each Other’s Strengths
For Basketball Insiders, Utah-based writer Ben Dowsett wrote an extremely insightful article on Jazz center Jeff Withey, who came to Utah from...
John DoeJanuary 14, 2016 -
Utah JazzChris Johnson Is Seizing His Opportunity
At the end of the preseason, I wrote about all the players deep in Utah’s bench and predicted that Chris Johnson...
John DoeJanuary 13, 2016 -
Toronto RaptorsHow the Sixers Nearly Beat the Raptors
If you were just looking at the scores from last weekend’s games, and saw that the Toronto Raptors dismissed the Philadelphia...
John DoeJanuary 12, 2016 -
Toronto RaptorsTakeaways From Masai Ujiri’s Interview With Adrian Wojnarowski
If you haven’t been listening to the new The Vertical podcast, hosted by Yahoo’s Adrian Wojnarowski, I definitely recommend that you do....
John DoeJanuary 11, 2016 -
Utah JazzRodney Hood is Winning With His Size
Because Rodney Hood fits in so well with the rest of the Utah Jazz roster — quiet, attention-deflecting — it’s rarely...
John DoeDecember 26, 2015 -
Utah JazzCerebral Trey Lyles Will Figure it Out
A lot of NBA fans probably got their first look at Utah Jazz rookie Trey Lyles on Wednesday night, when Utah...
John DoeDecember 26, 2015 -
Utah JazzUpcoming Schedule Should Lift Jazz Up Standings
With Christmas Day come and gone, the Utah Jazz don’t appear to have taken tangible steps forward in their multi-year rebuilding...
John DoeDecember 26, 2015 -
Orlando MagicVictor Oladipo Shows Why Bench Does Not Equal Demotion
For certain NBA players, being told that they getting moved from the starting lineup to the bench is received as well...
John DoeDecember 14, 2015 -
Orlando MagicBlowout Loss to Cavaliers a Lesson in Ball Movement
The Orlando Magic’s colossal 111-76 home loss to the Cleveland Cavaliers was an interesting type of blowout: it felt like Cleveland never...
John DoeDecember 14, 2015 -
Utah JazzHow the Jazz Shut Down Kristaps Porzingis
On Wednesday night, the Utah Jazz were nothing short of dominant in their 106-85 victory over the New York Knicks. As...
John DoeDecember 10, 2015 -
Orlando MagicScott Skiles Should Expand Orlando’s Rotation
Currently, there are 85 players in the NBA who are averaging more than 30 minutes per game, or a little more...
John DoeNovember 25, 2015 -
Utah JazzTrey Burke is Real Contender for Most Improved Player
For Trey Burke’s first two seasons with the Utah Jazz (2013-14 and 2014-15), his extremely inefficient performance left Salt Lake City...
John DoeNovember 20, 2015 -
Orlando MagicElfrid Payton Struggling To Pass Driver’s Ed
For the most part, Elfrid Payton’s NBA career is coming along just great. As an intelligent, defense-first point guard, Payton was...
John DoeNovember 20, 2015 -
Orlando MagicNikola Vucevic Had Been Playing Like an All-Star
A knee-to-knee collision against the Houston Rockets has sidelined Nikola Vucevic for the Orlando Magic’s last two games—victories against the Toronto Raptors...
John DoeNovember 10, 2015 -
Orlando MagicEvan Fournier Starts Season as Magic’s Surprise Lead Scorer
Through the Orlando Magic’s first seven games, their team leader in scoring — by just a skosh over the rest of...
John DoeNovember 9, 2015 -
Utah JazzRaul Neto Proving to be Smart Fit With Jazz Starting Lineup
Near the start of the Utah Jazz preseason schedule, I wondered if Brazilian rookie Raul Neto would actually be a better...
John DoeNovember 4, 2015 -
Utah JazzDerrick Favors is Eating Stretch 4s for Breakfast
One reason that it’s been hard to leap fully aboard the Utah Jazz bandwagon is that the team essentially has two...
John DoeNovember 3, 2015 -
Utah JazzJazz Establish Elite Defense on Early East Coast Trip
It’s tempting to say that the league’s schedule-makers have screwed the Utah Jazz over, seeing as the club is opening their...
John DoeNovember 2, 2015 -
Utah JazzJazz Use Preseason to Crystallize Roster Spots
A few weeks ago, I gave a shot at predicting which end-of-roster players would survive the preseason and stick with the...
John DoeOctober 26, 2015 -
Utah JazzAlec Burks Emerges With New Fast-Break Focus
Even though the Utah Jazz are an exceptionally young team, their focus on defensive intensity led to the team finishing dead-last...
John DoeOctober 25, 2015